Friday, July 31, 2009

The Jungle Monkey Missive

Officer Justin Barrett, another shining light of intelligence and decency of the Cambridge Police Department, has been suspended for writing an e-mail in which he refers to Professor Gates as a jungle monkey and suggested that a female writer for the Boston Globe would be better suited serving him coffee and donuts on Sundays.

Below is the full e-mail from Officer Barrett.

Officer Barrett's original e-mail
Don't worry, though. He assures us that he's not really a racist. Whew.

1 comments:

  1. he has a dog who's fuckbuddy knows this guy who dated this chick that had a fling with another chick that once contracted crabs from this dude who knew a black man in a galaxy far far away, right? that's why he's not racist? because he knows black people?

    btw: totally wish i thought of this email before this prick swooped up my idea. ass. that would've been my 15 minutes...

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